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funny boy and girl
Boy And Girl Talking
Boy: "Give Me A Blow Job."
Girl: "Can You Be More Romantic?"
Boy: "Fine, Give Me A Blow Job In The Rain."
funny Student-Teacher
One day a teacher was talking about marriage in
class...
Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?
Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon...
Teacher : Wow !! what a choice...do you want her to
be beautiful and calm like the moon?
Johnny : No, I want her to arrive at night and
disappear in the morning......:-D
funny beggar
A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
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He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner...
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Bill Rs. 3000/-
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He Was Unable To Pay!!
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Manager Handed Him To Police!!
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He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & became Free!!
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Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without
MBA.....:-D
funny memory
A boy was looking into the mirror and said that
"I have seen this guy before"
After thinking for long time he said
"I remember this guy, he was having a haircut in front
of me".........:-D
"I have seen this guy before"
After thinking for long time he said
"I remember this guy, he was having a haircut in front
of me".........:-D
Indian newspapers
Indian Newspaper Headlines in 2060:
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Kasab dies at 90 in jail of high cholesetrol due 2 too much biryani.
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Golmaal Part 27 is released. Tusshar Kapoor is still unable to speak or act!
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Sharad Pawar owns half d world. .
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Facebook is declared a country.
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A Raja's son is arrested for 16G scam.
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. A girl in Delhi travels 50 feet safely.
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"Lakshadweep Lions'' to be the 63rd team to join IPL.
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Munna Hazare (nephew of anna) sits on fast for Lokpal bill.
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Funny classroom
Teacher: What is the first month?
Student: January
Teacher: What is the second month?
Student: February
Teacher: What is the ninth month?
Student: Delivery..:-D
funny google
Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will
you please allow me to complete the whole sentence
before you start guessing & suggesting....
funny love
That sad moment when you fall in love with a shirt, check the price tag and slowly walk away.
funny womans
For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.
successful
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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