Indian newspapers

Indian Newspaper Headlines in 2060:
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Kasab dies at 90 in jail of high cholesetrol due 2 too much biryani.
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Golmaal Part 27 is released. Tusshar Kapoor is still unable to speak or act!
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Sharad Pawar owns half d world. .
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Facebook is declared a country.
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A Raja's son is arrested for 16G scam.
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. A girl in Delhi travels 50 feet safely.
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"Lakshadweep Lions'' to be the 63rd team to join IPL.
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Munna Hazare (nephew of anna) sits on fast for Lokpal bill.
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:-D